My Dark Prince: An Enemies-to-Lovers Romance (Dark Prince Road)

Ollie vB: I think she is fucking with me.

Zach Sun: Can you be more specific? Every woman on Planet Earth screwed you at some point.

Ollie vB: Very funny, Mr. 30-something-year-old virgin.

Ever since we’d found out that Zach was a virgin when he met his wife, I’d been meticulous about reminding him of that every single minute of the day.

Ollie vB: Briar. She can’t be this insufferable.

Romeo Costa: How do you mean?

Ollie vB: She just planned the worst wedding in the history of matrimony.

Romeo Costa: What do you care? The wedding isn’t real.

Zach Sun: OR IS IT.

Romeo Costa: We’re time-sharing the yacht, Zach.

Zach Sun: Screw that. You said two weeks. I said one. Whoever is closest to the timeline wins. And yes, I’m sitting here with a stop watch.

Ollie vB: I don’t think you understand. She isn’t Dallas. Her mission in life is not to make people around her lose their sanity. She is usually mild and funny and awesome.

Romeo Costa: Looks like you have the tendency to bring the worst out of people.

Zach Sun: This is true. Remember that married one who tried to set your house on fire?

Romeo Costa: Or the ditzy socialite who tried to kidnap your dogs?noveldrama

Zach Sun: Or the fangirl who attempted to steal your sperm?

Ollie vB: I’m going to cry.

Zach Sun: Please livestream. You know I love a good meltdown.

Ollie vB: She is as infuriating as she is hot.

Romeo Costa: What does that mean?

Ollie vB: That I’m about to get a heart attack, mostly.